|What does it say about a film made in 2007|
when there isn't a high resolution image
of its cover easily available online?
In "Kickin It" Justin Schumacher (Jamie Kennedy) is a child break-dancer in the 80's who hits his head while dancing and falls into a twenty-year-long coma (as one does). As his parents are about to pull the plug he hears the song "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock, and this somehow revives him.
When he entered this coma he was twelve; when he wakes he is thirty-two. Why then, does he act like a disturbed six-year-old? At what point did this seem like it would be funny to anyone? He meets up with his old dance crew, and we enter into the abyss: a mind-numbing parade of failed joke after failed joke, poking fun at everything from pornography addiction to individuals with mental disabilities. The feeling of the film is best encapsulated in one memorable deleted scene in which a young girl misunderstands adult Justin's hand motions describing how he squeezes lemons for his lemonade stand after inexplicably asking him, "How do you squeeze the lemons?" (which has to be the worst joke set-up in history). She calls him a perv, flips him off, and says venomously, "F*** you!" before storming off. Now we're having fun.
If you have a desire to abuse yourself--in fact, maybe if you kind of hate yourself a little--might I recommend this movie without hesitation. For the rest of you I would just stick with reading the (very entertaining) critic reviews.
|This promo wallpaper of Kickin It's "Chilly Chill"|
may perhaps be the least used desktop image of all time.
I find myself in agreement with one reviewer, who refers to the film as "laugh-proof".